Letter #10: Pure Gluttony and Debauchery

Updated: May 22

Dear Maria,

I should preface this letter by stating that this entry is filled with pure gluttony and debauchery. There little to no is furtherment of our plans, at least from the perspective of this portly gourmand; that is I, your husband and narrator. My mind is racked with guilt and regret, for despite our most dangerous of adventures in the darkest depths of the arachnid infested Underdark, a life was lost in our fooli